The road to Hell is paved with good intentions; It’s easy to dominate this world – all one needs is a philanthropic foundation
When Bill Gates died he was met by an angel for a life review and next step assessment.
The angel said: “I am not sure what to do with you. I could send you to Heaven as you gave everyone in the world a personal computer, but I can also send you to Hell since you also gave them Windows…”
“So I have decided, I am going to let you choose where you going to go. I am going to let you sample both Heaven and Hell so you can chose. Where would you want to visit first?”
“Heaven of course!” said Gates. As he entered Heaven he saw angels sitting on white clouds, meditative music playing everywhere, everyone was dressed in white… and it was… well, boring.
Then he went to check out Hell; it was full of sexy ladies, lots of bars and clubs, drugs, alcohol and rock & roll.
After a day in each place he met with the angel again. “Have you decided where you want to go?” asked the angle.
“Oh yes,” said Gates “give me Hell any day!” “Hell it is then” said the angel and opened the gates to Hell.
As Bill entered Hell he noticed it was very different, it was dark, hot and smoky, fires were burning everywhere and people were screaming in pain and agony.
After a few days the angel returned to check up on Bill, who he found hiding under a rock. “What the Hell is this place?” cried Bill. “This is nothing like the Hell I visited before!”
“Ah…,” said the angel, “that was just a demo!”
Should we trust this man with our health?